Johnny Edwards & his trike, John Kerry & his $8,000 Serotta mountain bike political cartoon.
According to the latest Drudge article:
Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching
of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of
the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the
knees... John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep
their hands off each other!
In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has
become the top buzz on the trail.
News photographers have been going wild with
photos of the two Johns.
"I've been covering Washington and politics for 30
years. I can say I've never seen this much
touching between two men, publicly," e-mailed one
wire photographer.
When asked if the Johns are acting out a cynical
focus group series of poses -- perhaps to show
warmth to the chilly Bush/Cheney -- a Kerry
spokesperson explained: "I think we're just seeing
genuine affection between them."
But the spokesperson added, "I hope we do not see
them wearing matching outfits when they ride bikes
this weekend."